This was how Mrs. Castle looked on her last day of being thirty years old (yesterday):
It's a pity that the photo booth couldn't display her in her delicious new designer jeans. Among other pities, obviously. I'm pleased to report that she endured the weekend-long festivities without any major injuries, and she has claimed to have "had fun".
I will, however, save until Halloween my comments about the last meal 30-year-old Mrs. Castle concocted - a more appropriate time to discuss the horrifying photographic evidence...